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furst mr muffin. Life Guardian 01:39, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

I get to be 2nd :3 BLUE LAZERSEat It 01:43, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

NOOOO IW AS GONA GET FURST AND SECOND BUT NOW DUE TO EDIT CONFLICT U GOT SECOND NOOO PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 01:44, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

btw 3rd PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 01:44, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Firsting & seconding on ones own talk is sad. ---Chaos- 08:25, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

no u PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 12:31, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

I know, but you didn't need to say it :< ---Chaos- 12:37, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

>:PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 12:38, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

just because it hasnt been said yet, u suck ass. --Readem 03:27, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

Am i gonna have to come to your house and rip your crotch beard off with a weed hacker? <|L --Ikimono"Mutton Chop Man" 04:22, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

That sounds like it feels gudBLUE LAZERSEat It 05:18, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

I agree --Angelus 17:14, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

feels gud man.--Ikimono"Mutton Chop Man" 21:37, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Contents 1 Speedbooking 2 me trying to get 50k out of this guy 3 Rating on the new SA Ranger Build 4 On a friendlier note 5 ooh 6 Why 7 Ode to a Muffin: 8 in TA 9 lol 10 Voting spam 11 Rage Spam 12 Got nickless to ragequit :( 13 [2] 14 Team - TA W/R Pressure (talk · rate) 15 Turret Ranger

[edit] Speedbooking

I'll do a few runs with your monk if you want me to. :) --Ikimono"Mutton Chop Man" 15:35, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

dont need it anymore cause i remembered u cant have both glasses and a bandana, sooo ye. PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 15:58, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, thought you wanted it for the title increases so. Yea, they shoulda made some of the things mixable imo.--Ikimono"Mutton Chop Man" 21:29, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] me trying to get 50k out of this guy

PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 15:18, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

Lol, funny how ur a guy and he's that desperate hahaha, you shoulda lowered it to 25% so u woulda at least got SUMTIN out of it. ^The _Wojo 18:54, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Rating on the new SA Ranger Build

"lacks defense and amazingness of Escape (making it suck in ta) although ok elsewhere". TA will be gone in week, so what's you point exactly? 15:43, 18 September 2009

my point is it is tagged for ta and i'll change my vote after ta gets removed PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 15:47, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

You forgot to call him a retard, autist and all other sorts of things. --Carnivorous Cupcake 15:49, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

Not my style. But yea, the TA tag as well as any high-end pvp tags should probably be removed. W/o escape, it's a lower-end pvp build at best. 15:50, 18 September 2009

If I remember right, the original also started out like that. This is probably much less likely to be meta, but I'm just saying... -- Jaiwritesalot . . . 15:57, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

I can't see it being a new Sway (because it'd require too much defense for 4 frontliners...and with Patient nerfed...), but it could be pretty fucking amazing in lower-end stuff. 15:59, 18 September 2009

It won't be the new Sway. Not that amazing in lower-end either. PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 16:09, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

Explain how it's not amazing in lower-end :/ 16:13, 18 September 2009

Because in lower-end, I would just run a bb sin and wtf pwn ppl (unless in in AB in which case i run a warrior with eles and ect PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 16:30, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

gj...you just explained how other builds are good...not how this one is bad. -.- 16:33, 18 September 2009

No this is bad because others are better? I believe inferiority to other builds make one bad on this site? based on the votes I've seen PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 16:33, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

I meant in-game. "This site" is pvx....we're wrong a lot. Anyway, it doesn't matter. It'll depend on what people run at the mATs this month. 16:55, 18 September 2009

In game ill just runa bthumpa which pressures more than this and has perma 33% ias + ims If I really wanted to run a Ranger mele guy PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 17:00, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] On a friendlier note

OCD's are fun ---Chaos- 20:05, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

iknowrite, I somehow have to click watchlist every 5 minutes or so whiel playing guild wars PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 20:12, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Watchlisting is what you do the first time you log on during the day, then you spam Recent Changes. ---Chaos- 20:19, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

I like watchlisting more than recent changes. PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 20:22, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Shit my party just wiped while I was typing due to retarded heroes aggroing PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 20:23, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Tehee, I was monking in the mid of an RA or TA match while posting some this. Can't recall which one, since I just hopped to play TA. ---Chaos- 20:37, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] ooh

pvxwiki's layout changed since the last time i've been here. Has any1 noticed gw getting laggier everyday, with numerous lag spikes occuring randomly more and more? PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 22:57, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

THE GAME IS DYING, FLEE THE SINKING SHIP!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111ONE ---Chaos is gay - 08:04, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Ist that possible? Too actually LEAVE and not play GW?!?!?!?!?!?! When did that ever become an option?--X 10:04, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

I wont stop playing until I experience the ability the bring 7 heroes (when other people stop) PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 13:09, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

When GW2 comes out, that's when i'll stop playing GW.--Ikimono"Mutton Chop Man" 13:45, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Omggggg my ankle hurts like hell from climbing over the tennis fence then landing badly on one leg to get extra tennis balls for extra credit cause i had a 90.00 in gym >: PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 15:33, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Smart trick. ---Chaos is gay - 15:51, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Roll next time :\ --Ikimono"Mutton Chop Man" 20:18, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Why

Are you so annoyingly bad, stop suq. --Crow 15:51, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Hello, you have posted on Pwnagemuffin's talk page, but he is not currently available. Please try another time. Thank you very much, good day. PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 01:10, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

cause it makes you QQ?--Relyk 01:15, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Relyk back @ trolling PvX? That's an almost decent respons albeit annoying. ---Chaos is gay - 05:27, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Ode to a Muffin:

A GUY CALLED MUFFIN CAME TO PVX, LADIDADIDA ---Chaos is gay - 19:23, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Chorus part: "ladila ladila muffin muffin ladila" Repeat first line. PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 19:27, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

NOOBER, YOU IMPROVISE THE LYRICS ---Chaos is gay - 19:35, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

"Chorus part 2: "Ladila ladila NOOBER NOOBER ladila ladila la" Repeat lines 1 and 2 and 3 PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 19:48, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

A GUY CALLED MUFFIN CAME TO PVX LADIDDA ---Chaos is gay - 20:21, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

HE WAS FLAMED FOR BEING AN AUTIST LADIDA ---Chaos is gay - 20:21, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

AND DIDN'T GET SONGS ON HIS TALK LALALA ---Chaos is gay - 20:21, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

SO HE QQ'D ALL NIGHT LALALAAA HAHAHAA ---Chaos is gay - 20:21, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

AND SO I WROTE AN ODE TO HIM ---Chaos is gay - 20:21, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

AND HE QQ'D ALL NIGHT LALALAAA HAHAHAA ---Chaos is gay - 20:21, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Chorus 3: "ladiladi QQ ladiladi la ladiladi QQ ladiladi la" PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 21:06, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

The above song is now copyrighted by me PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 21:06, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

produced by Iki --Ikimono"Mutton Chop Man" 16:25, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Cowrote and directed by Jai. -- Jaiwritesalot . . . 16:31, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Needs more cowbell though!--Ikimono"Mutton Chop Man" 16:33, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

I deny any affiliation with these gentlemen. ---Chaos is gay - 16:34, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

</3 -- Jaiwritesalot . . . 16:36, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Cowbell makes me QQ out loud like a little girl ---Chaos is gay - 16:37, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

You know you love it in Dont Fear the Reaper. (that's probably it though)--Ikimono"...And my axe" 19:29, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

this has GOT to be one of the gayest sections of user talk ive seen here at PvX --Angelus 17:48, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

PvX itself is terribly gay, so that's not saying much. -- Jaiwritesalot . . . 17:51, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

(EC)Obviously, obvious Captain Obvious, you obviously just have to read how many of the words in the section read "gay", and the answer will be obviously clear. ---Chaos is gay - 17:53, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] in TA

when is anyone gonna have more then 2 condis? usually its deep wound and poison, so LS for goth is wayyy better then RC, plus spirit bond, guardian, and rc all on the same bar will be lolenergy (at least on the DH bar he can use it in normal matches and not just vs rtl). java runs LS too, and hes wayyyyyyyyyy better at shove then kira lol Gringo 21:36, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

its actually vega + vhang + kira who made it although vega prefers 2 WoHs with 2 Cure hex with dark escape PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 22:20, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

i know who made it, the point is what bars are best :o Gringo 22:45, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

Ive always liked LS cuz when someone runs RC they sux balls. Then, you give me or muffin or krisd or sumone LS and we rape cuz we save everyone at the last minute. ^The _Wojo 18:58, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

oh, and too bad TA is goooone ^The _Wojo 18:59, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Suddenly...BLEEDING FUCKING EVERYWHERE. Weakness is also pretty common getting more common.--Ikimono"...And my axe" 19:32, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

I did see a Fragility spike group with a D/P and a sin (they were g5+) in TA and apparently they owned a few zulu groups due to FF nerf PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 20:00, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] lol

[1] you run with eF NOOBER Shazzydiddles 02:59, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

NO U (im in PUU now to match my new fav character's name) PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 03:12, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Lol, eF is sooo terrible, (thats me btw) I'm just in it till HB disappears. The cape makes noobs scared and leave before even trying. ^The _Wojo 17:53, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Voting spam

You're doing it wrong. Copy 100mb's of Lorem Ipsum. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 17:24, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Rage Spam

^The _Wojo 18:00, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Got nickless to ragequit :(

makes me sad that he hates shove so much PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 19:18, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Nickless is bad, he should play with Readem more. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 19:26, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Way better than most above average players, not a bad player PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 19:50, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

You missed the reference/joke ;o ---Chaos- (talk) -- 19:57, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

I probably did, im bad with inside jokes PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 20:25, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Readem repeatedly 3-3d shovespike saying he beats it 95% of the times, his vote got removed all the time. Finally Frosty gave up. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 20:28, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

oh lol PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 20:30, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] [2]

So fix the bars instead of trash voting the build? (Though it'd still get trash-voted after you'd have fixed it.)

Also, stop pretending to be awesome at TA, just because you can run some shit gimmicks with some shit players doesn't mean you're good.

Bye,

Brandnew 17:25, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

i never pretended to be awsome at it, the build is still trash cause its effectiveness is extremely limited to retardedness of enemies. Also i want to trash it cause facing it is annoying and I dont want tons of pvxers running it. BAi PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 18:37, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Like it's hard for someone with three quarters of a brain to make those bars?:/ Brandnew 18:48, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Like u've seen others run this in ta? o wait no1 does. But if this gets vetted into pvx, we'll see quite a few run it, making it less fun for me cause facing 4 trappers is retarded in ta PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 18:51, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Lol, I know loads of people who trap in TA, I've ever done it myself for shitz. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 18:55, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

zzz my point is you dont see it run as much as rtl, and its very rare to even face one. If it gets popularized, then its not fun anymore (explained on talkpage of the build) PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 19:03, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

TA will get removed before it gets popularized, either way. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 19:06, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Expected it to have been removed already...but its still here. soooo ye, for now, i still dont want tons of pvxers start running this making it less fun to run it myself PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 19:15, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Team - TA W/R Pressure (talk · rate)

Don't vote on stub builds. -- Drah 03:37, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

didnt have stub template when i voted so yeah. PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 03:38, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

So it didn't have any tags? That's just as bad. -- Drah 03:39, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

You are making way too much of a big deal on this, votes already removed PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 18:12, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Muffin, you don't always think. Now shoo, go out and play with your friends. ---Chaos- (talk) -- 18:56, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

no u PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 20:39, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Ya, go play your dying TA with iki. (and any no u bounces off of me and sticks on u with no u) ^The Wojo _{(Things I've Never Done)} 18:05, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

ooh new sig, i cant do it today cause of concert but i can probably play it on thurs till around 6:40 PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 18:57, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

u need a new sig too. or at least a new muffin pic. honestly, i hope TA disappears TODAY, cuz then Sealed will be here! WOOT WOOT ^The Wojo _{(Things I've Never Done)} 21:27, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Oi, dont drag me into mommies and daddies fight D:> --Ikimono "...And my axe!" 23:53, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

no u PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 02:38, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

fgt ---Chaos- (talk) -- 07:58, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

no u PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 16:30, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

u need to stop that...seriously, its sooo pointless and gay. (any no u bounces off of me and sticks on u like no u) ^The Wojo _{(Things I've Never Done)} 17:51, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

No u, + thats the name of the css clan im in and we have to say no u PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 20:13, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

ya, i saw u guys were in that...and ur never on, so we can't codex farm! rarg. ^The Wojo _{(Things I've Never Done)} 13:05, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Lol where were u yesterday, got a 20+ win streak with yaz but u werent on :(. We ran with a high g rank mppq guy PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 16:56, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

I logged off about 5 min before u got on... ^The Wojo _{(Things I've Never Done)} 22:24, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

oh, and i posted another pic of retarded GW community on my talk, u should check it out ^The Wojo _{(Brb House on Fire!)} 22:27, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Turret Ranger

Re: Build:R/any Marksman's Turret. I have greatly expanded the build page to properly show the usage, effectiveness, and some variations of the build. Also, there are new contributions on the talk page from rangers with extensive experience using the build. I would very much appreciate it if you would reevaluate the build based on the expanded comments and your own testing, and then re-rate the build. Please note, that this build is not meant to replace Barrage. There are many vanquishes, quests, missions, and teams where Barrage is not very effective; in most of those cases, a variation Marksman's Turret works wonderfully. I understand the build does not immediately look like much at first glance, because most of my ranger friends have been very skeptical as I introduced it to them over the course of the last year. But, it's a major tool in the ranger arsenal for each one of them now, and I just want to share it with a wider audience. Thanks for your time.--ClavisRa 21:12, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

First of all i hate barrage, if u noticed on my vetting reasoning. Also, the problem here is, Scythes hits much harder. Scythes=u have stances so ur mostly safe from mele while elemental damages are reduced by ur armor. As much as i like hitting high damage using bows, it rly just isnt as effective as scythes (trust me im biased in liking to play bow ranger) PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 21:58, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Hard to tell who's more retarded Thunda 21:59, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

U for late flaming PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 22:00, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

late flaming? what the fuck are you talking about? Thunda 22:01, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Hard to tell who's more retarded ----~Short~ 23:12, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

If you don't want to do a ranger build then don't take this build...not hard really----X 23:22, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Who the fuck are you fag? Thunda 00:55, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Scythes individual attacks hit harder. This build will hit harder than an R/D scythe build in most situations. First problem, you have to run to each target; bow is instant target switching. Second problem, snares, which hardly effect the bow. Third problem, front line melee suffers much more disruption, and pressure; especially in Hard Mode you will have to devote part of your own skill bar or another party member's to making you tankable. Fourth problem, energy; what melee ranger build can pump out attacks and have spare energy for further PvE skills. Look what SQ does for me, too, I don't need an IAS, cause I just use fast attack skills with very fast recharge, and SQ speeds the recharge of my other skills too, not just attacks; melee build will need an IAS to come close to matching my attack rate. R/D builds have their place, especially on heroes, but this turret will outperform an R/D in many situations.

Anyway, since you like playing a bow ranger, give this build some use. You will find you can enjoy playing a bow ranger, and be extremely effective doing so.--ClavisRa 05:21, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

especially in Hard Mode you will have to devote part of your own skill bar or another party member's to making you tankable. Ur bad at the game. Life Guardian 06:04, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

One question, "why?" I'm not sure I see the need to be "tankable" in HM for this build.--Lord Darbin 06:17, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

That was a quote. Im saying he's bad for saying said quote. Life Guardian 06:20, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

LifeGuardian is claiming that in hard mode, you can just waltz into combat as melee without any significant defense.--ClavisRa 16:27, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

And Life is correct because he's not bad at the game. Life Guardian 17:12, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Hard to tell who's more retarded ^The Wojo _{(Brb House on Fire!)} 18:51, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

That would be me.  Thomas So Dutch  18:56, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

96(+20) armor and a gogo minion wall + healers. What are we talking about? ---Chaos- (talk) -- 19:42, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

They are talking about borderlands PWNAGEMUFFIN crabs 23:18, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

and muffin? thanks for "bborderladns", gonna beat that shotgun guy today when i get home. PALMSTRIKE RAWR! love the siren melee, and having an exploding ring of fire when i do it is nice too. ^The Wojo _{(Brb House on Fire!)} 13:47, November 6, 2009 (UTC)